Amnesty?

[LT.JG. Pliskin]

Seems a lot of folks think we aren't going to get our promised amnesty unless we're big accounts. New appeal was submitted yesterday and still ghosted at that. What are all of your thoughts?

 

[sp3ctr4]

I imagine the tech team is still trying to figure out just how the fuck to handle "didn't do anything illegal" in an automated account reinstatement database migration.

 

[JJ Gloom]

My account too. Used VPN, used unrelated email, made my account and they banned it an hour later, didnt even edit my profile. Submitted appeal yesterday and sayed that and still nothing. Couple of my other accounts still suspended as well...

 

[JJ Gloom]

I imagine the tech team is still trying to figure out just how the fuck to handle "didn't do anything illegal" in an automated account reinstatement database migration.

If I was Elon I'd just say, "Unban everyone fuck it will clean up the real bad accounts later lol"

 

[sp3ctr4]

CFIUS is presently looking for any excuse to fuck Elon and Twitter with the largest Red, White, and Blue dildo on the three letter agency shelf. Letting even one confirmed terrorist account back could easily invite an NSL and all of the government dumbfuckery that comes with them. Slow rolling it is accidentally smart in that it avoids that invitation. It is probably more that Elon wants the reinstatements to generate positive press and increased engagement. I would expect more accounts to be allowed back on over a period of weeks, not days.

 

[JJ Gloom]

they wont fuck twitter, trust me lol

 

[LT.JG. Pliskin]

If I was Elon I'd just say, "Unban everyone fuck it will clean up the real bad accounts later lol"

Honestly same. I know there's specific hoops he has to jump through cause everything's so gay now.

 

[爪弾き君]

I honestly don't believe they're going to reinstate most of our accounts, they are going to reinstate people like Loomer (happened today) and other prominent figures and call it a day.