Ethan Ralph Megathread

Figured I'd share this meme I just slapped together based on an old joke I made.

I'd ask myself "if Ralph and I are both alcoholics, then why am I a rail and he's a whale?

Well, then I remembered basic zoology. We're the same genus, but not the same species.

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Figured I'd share this meme I just slapped together based on an old joke I made.

I'd ask myself "if Ralph and I are both alcoholics, then why am I a rail and he's a whale?

Well, then I remembered basic zoology. We're the same genus, but not the same species.

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Lmao he's totally sober now tho. Not drinking and not taking mountains of Xannies. Tbh I think him losing wife 2 was peak harvest. He's sober.... And boring. No one really gives a fk to talk about him anymore but a few ppl who literally write checks off his ragepig brow.
 
Lmao he's totally sober now tho. Not drinking and not taking mountains of Xannies. Tbh I think him losing wife 2 was peak harvest. He's sober.... And boring. No one really gives a fk to talk about him anymore but a few ppl who literally write checks off his ragepig brow.
I have faith that he'll backslide.

I mean, he makes me look like a saint! That hog's a hankering for a relapse!
 
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