Operation: Wrath of God.

The Jolly Roger

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Jimwalker
Now, I know this will sound like the gayest shit ever, but currently, I have, for the past three days, been planning an op, an op called Operation: Wrath of God. The plan is deceptively simple: On June 23rd, at 12:00 AM (EST), I and my army (Numbering in the double-digits atm) are going to raid Twitter and hijack the #PrideMonth hashtag.

There will be a few different teams tasked with different jobs. These teams are (Assuming we can gather 200 - 400 hundred people) will be broken down into different units: Teams, Platoons, and the biggest being companies.

The teams will handle various individual targets, whether that be spamming their inbox or gathering information, although usually, this will be handled by the Recon Companies, and their respective Platoon-sized elements and Recon teams.

Platoons will go after groups of individuals, although certain individuals may be offloaded on the Platoon's individual teams.

Companies, meanwhile, don't exactly have a job as a whole. They will likely be when I reevaluate and redo the battle plan. However, atm, their smaller elements are the ones doing most of the work, not so much the entire company going after one thread or one individual.

Now, of course, should we decide to tack on another website like Reddit (God kill me) or Tumblr (Ipecac...Please...) the companies as a whole might have a different role, as Reddit is comprised of individual communities and not so many individuals, whilst Tumblr has Blogs, which serve a similar purpose in the sense that they can act like a centralized location for a flame war.

In any such case, now that I have sperged out for five paragraphs, I should talk about how I will manage to forge a coherent army.

A coherent army will require well-trained and experienced soldiers. A battle plan and some organization are great and all, but without competent people who won't immediately fuck up royally in the field, that plan will never succeed, no matter how many backup plans you have. And, of course, this is a more considerable problem for me, as I myself am not exactly the best troll or shitlord out there, and neither are my recruits.

My ultimate solution, with mein kampf, to this however comes in three forms:

1). A competent leadership.
2). A training regiment (Can't think of a better way to put this).
3). Frequent Warfare (Once again, can't think of a better way to put this).

I think I should elaborate on solution 2. For solution 2, I am currently typing up a small guide in the form of a .txt file for the people in my group, hopefully, to server as a reference guide in our lesser ops, which should, in turn, provide both experience AND training. And for solution 3, the lesser ops we are engaging in are raids on other servers. Which brings me to one of my last points.

Currently, since I couldn't find anywhere better, we are organized on the utter hellhole known as Discord (Just saying that makes me feel like a shill). Now, this will only be the temporary base of operations for a multitude of reasons:

1). I have a pipedream of getting /pol/ to enter this gay op. And I have absolutely no fucking chance of that succeeding if I try and organize the operation in a damn Discord server.

2). Raiding is against Discord's Draco Law- I mean, ToS. So, obviously, we're at grave risk if we centralize the raid on Discord.

3). Generally, Discord is a cesspit.

Now, with that out of the way, let me get on to the final part of this thread (Which will probably get me banned because Maya is no fun...And this also sounds gay as hell).

This operation will take place on June 23rd, 2023. For 25 days, we will be training, planning, plotting, organizing, and arming for a massive, legendary 24hr op that will rival many other legendary ops. We will be allying with several different communities, and we will be keeping this on the down low. However, should this plan go to fruition, which I will make damn sure of to the best of my ability, I imagine it will be one of the most legendary ops in the past decade at least. If you want to participate, and watch Communist f@gg0†s absolutely flip their shit, then join us.

(Final note: I included the Rough draft of our battle plan, note that it will be subject to change, assuming that Maya doesn't boot my ass off the site. Additionally, once I complete, what I will be calling the Electonic Terrorist Handbook for shits in giggles, I'll link it here. Until then, see you later. Feel free to call me a dumb π¡gg£r in comments below.)

Here is a Google Drive of the battle plan .txt file
 
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