Def Noodles assaults Salvo Pancakes live

2nd video of them actually kicking Salvo out of the event which was a Comedy Roast Def Noodle was putting on. According to twitter Salvo Pancakes was invited to the event and was suppose to be part of the Roast. Bitch move by Noodle Cuck.


How it started:
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How it's going:
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He's going the Keffals route lmao
 
Taking a cheap shot then hiding behind two beefy black dudes is Hasan Piker levels of cowardly.

I don't really know who either of them are, but yeah, that's a bitch move.
 
Def Noodles continues to burn his career down in epic style...so much happening in such a short amount of time where do i start?

Well the day after the Salvo vs Def Noodles roast at his "comedy club" Def Noodles posted a video saying he was in Las Vegas and would be performing stand up at the LA Comedy club and put his own ticket provider underneath the tweet
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AugieRFC ends up calling the club and they say they have no idea who he is, and he was never scheduled to perform at their club. Def Noodle deletes the tweets after getting called out and claims thousands of incels called the club and got him canceled. Video below is Augie talking about the Vegas scam (Vegas part starts at 8:30 timecode)

Then it comes out that the comedy club Def Noodles runs doesn't have a liquor license and isn't registered to host venues in LA, oppsies
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Then cops show up to his "comedy club" to look around, not quite sure why they came but Def Noodles uses this as an attempt to get sympathy and claims he was swatted even tho just 2 normal cops come and chat with him for a few minutes and leave. He makes a youtube video called I got swatted!!!!! He claims he was let off without any trouble but would later cancel the sept. 9th roast battle and move it to the following week, weird.....
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Then this complete idiot thinks its hilarious to hire a stripper, pretending to be a cop, to show up during his livestream on twitch and youtube to beat his black friend with a belt and handcuff him and do a lap dance for him. The stripper pulls out her tits and he's banned off of twitch. He goes on to tweet how he's being unfairly treated and is a victim....
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Mind you this is all happening the same day lmao. And now here we are today with Def Noodles taking a picture with a couple thousand dollars telling his haters he's getting paper and you all are just mad.....where will this go? IDK but this train doesn't have any breaks
 
"Look at all my money, quit hating on me! I'm just stacking blue cheese!"
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Salvo last night then does an hours long stream just ripping Def Noodles apart, calling a lawyer live on stream about sueing him for assaulting him and dropping unseen footage from the Roast night


Now Def Noodles is threating to sue his ex gf and ex coworker for talking to Salvo, which Salvo later admits was just a bait to get Def Noodles upset lmao

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Fake shows and an unlicensed venue. That's tough. I never heard of this guy but man, his goal is to be a Comedian and so far he makes me laugh. Completely by accident but still.
 
Fake shows and an unlicensed venue. That's tough. I never heard of this guy but man, his goal is to be a Comedian and so far he makes me laugh. Completely by accident but still.
Ya I never heard of this fool either before now, I knew of Salvo Pancakes a little bit from Keemstar drama and him making fun of Augie but now i can't look away! Def Noodles twitter is insane, dude gets ratio'd every post and normies are labeling him a lolcow. Anyone attached to this guy gets roasted and his older fans are in his comments begging him to shut up and speculating he's on drugs and losing his mind. Trash fire is the only way to describe it. Guess he's somehow connected to the H3H3 community which would explain a lot.

Stay away from LA kids....
 
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